Keyboard Cat.

This header pretty much explains itself :) I would have never thought that thee Keyboard Cat aka Fatso would become such a hit! I remember seeing his smash hit video years ago & now look at him- he's everywhere. Even on this awesome t-shirt I got on Threadless.

Brilliant.

I even spiced it up with a different cardigan

Dear Blog,

Instant Love? I guess you can say... YEUP.

LOL

"Common Common Yall"

Laps get lonely too.

So after getting tired of using a pillow as a supporter I felt it was time to look into a better way to treat my laptop, Gertrude. Yes bloggers I finally picked a name & Gertrude it is- I am quite happy with this decision I must say. Yay me :) Here are a few I saw... all fancy.

Anyway, after looking long & hard for something special to treat Gertrude I looked around my room & BAM! WHAM! YO! WAH! I had it in front of me all along. What was it? 

Months back I wrote about my Pan Dulce but I neglected the fact that along with my Pan came a delicious Empanada pillow. What is an Empanada?

An empanada is a stuffed bread or pastry baked or fried in many countries of Latin America and the south of Europe. The name comes from the verb empanar, meaning to wrap or coat in bread. Empanada is made by folding a dough or bread patty around the stuffing. The stuffing can consist of a variety of meats, vegetables or fruits.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B- The Pillow:

In the flesh! (Mac Flesh?)

AHAH- Trying to pretend 

Dear Blog, I guess you just gotta look around before making a final decision, no matter what it is.

Love, Empanada Eater

Gertrude Currently playing:

WORST DREAM.

Okay sooo you know the good ol' message "If you tell someone your dream you won't have it again"? Well I had a bad dream & I wish to NEVER EVER have it again. 

It all started with this disease (dun dun dun!), they then separated the non infected & infected (Sounds like a mix of Dawn of the Dead & Silent Hill, right?) . After finding the clean humans, those people were put in a different building. I was clean but then all of a sudden I had the disease! I had to leave my family & my Mood (my dog) & fend for myself. I remember getting no sleep because at night the infected zombie like people would try & kill whatever they could. Towards the end they bit my dog & they told me to kill him :( I was crying then... I woke up. EWW & I also remember breaking into the "clean people" building trying to look for food when all of a sudden the entire building was filled with the infected people. It was soooo scary!!!!!!! My poor baby :(

Who would ever want to hurt my baby??? BTW This is Mood so if you're ever wondering "who the f%&4 is Mood!?" This is him... My sweet angel. I am actually in the process of saving my money to get Mood's portrait on my thigh & want Steve Whittenberger to do it. One of my girl friends just got a Frankenstein done by him & it looks so DOPE. Yes, DOPE. 

Dear Blog,

I've been making wishes on 11:11. Does anyone else do that?

Hmmmm.

Love, Mood's other half

musica of the moment:

DAS BOOT!

Have you ever experienced someone do the "DAS BOOT CHALLENGE"? Uhmmm... if you haven't you may wanna think twice (lol).

Introducing Das Boot

Das Boot usually includes 4- 8 Beers which lucky me got to watch someone drink 7. Should I even explain what happened right after he finished? Let's just say it REALLY wanted to escape his body. 

My recommendations? Don't ever do it. 

This was the outcome: LOL!

Poor Santi!

Jessica & I

(after running/being grossed out haha)

I'll stick to drinking my drinks & slowly getting to this point

(K.white & I)

One of "THOSE NIGHTS"- hey, we all got em'! haha!

Dear Blog, It's been a while since I've had an amazing girls night- let's make it happen.

Love, The girl that has her moments.


P.S. Anybody miss No Doubt? I do which is why I had No Doubt night by myself!!
CURRENTLY PLAYING:

Yo Gabba Gabba?

Hope all the mothers had a special Mother's Day! I had an awesome one which I will post pictures on the next post (or next next depending when my sis gives me those pictures). It was my nephews Birthday which was themed as a Yo Gabba Gabba. Anyone ever seen that shot? I have caught a few glimpse of it & is it bad that I think the music is cool? They have the most random guests too! Here are a few peaks of the day:

The Birthday Boy! He is officially 1 (& looks super pissed haha)

Sisterly Love

MUAH!

(Here is a decent pick of the navy We Love Colors tights- I looove them!)

I had another food coma btw -_-

Anyways, such a good day ::sigh::

Dear Blog, I hope everyone had a good weekend like me! yay!

Love, Colleen

What would I do without you?

My dearest mom. Sunday was my mother's 53rd Birthday! I wish I could give this woman everything in the world but we all know I don't know any magic so instead my sister & I took here to get her hair cut which she LOVED.

<3

We ate at Corner Bakery then had yummy cupcakes over at Susiecakes which were so delicious I went into another coma... a cupcake coma.

My uncle also had a a lil treat for her

& I continued to be goofy once again

My mothers kind heart also gave me this (yea- she's that sweet she gives gifts on her own birthday)- "Healing Thoughts for Troubled Hearts"

Damn, don't you freak out when your mothers always know when something's wrong?! 

Dear Readers, 

If you didn't know I was in a long relationship that ended rather sudden. I haven't seen him in a year but sometimes (recently a lot) the wound hurts pretty gnarly. When I get brave enough I will post my story to get it out but till then...

Happy Birthday my dearest, sweet mother. Loving you for 22 years & counting. XOXOXOXOXOX

Love, Colleen